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Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!"

Are you schizophrenic? If so, that makes four of us.

Arsonists of the world, ignite!

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?

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